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Today's Twitters ran thusly:
- 18:57 Hooray for not wearing pants! (Alabama in August + Carrying Three Loads Up the Stairs + Spot Cleaning = 0_o) #
- 21:52 Lo, there are donuts. Ah, sugary snacks as coping mechanism. #
- 22:56 I <3 Venture Bros. <3! #
- 00:24 Let's sing the spam song! Spammy spam spam! Spammy spam spammy spam spam spam! #
- 00:25 I totally meant to post the spam song about an hour ago. But I was making a tinyurl and forgot: tinyurl.com/6q39xu #
- 00:26 Er, the tiny URL explains why I was singing the spam song. Editing my story from 579 to 500 words is eating my brain. #
- 00:27 Muahahah! We have achieved 500 words! I am a Golden God! ... or something spammy. #